However, a tight shirt, vintage sunglasses and a kick-ass personality is just enough to confuse indie-alt cuties into cooing "Oh, Zach! What else is it about a chubby guy that melts a woman's heart like a chocolate bar under the sun?
Here are some reasons why dating a dude with the body of 19th century Spanish king might be appetizing. Every chub we know is funny. They're either funny-looking or depend on self-deprecating humor to win over lady friends.
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Fat dudes know they're fat. They decide to either a do something about it because they're insecure, or b do something about it that'll get them laid. For a while it worked for Chris Farley, and even the fat dude from Superbad gets busy sometimes. He's always down for sex.
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Chubsters were still jacking off into a napkin at the end of the night before everyone fell in love with Zach Galiwhatever. As he gained a little popularity, so did the desire for funny, cuddly teddy bears. Naturally, if chubby's dream girl wants to get down, he's going to snatch the bait. You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter s - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in!
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He knows where to eat. It's a given that food will play an important role in the relationship between a chubster and his girl.
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Oh you're a carnivore? We haven't always been a vegetarian, and we can take you somewhere with fire steak or dank burgers.
You're always the prettier one. This is Miami, a city full of closeted gay dudes that call themselves metro.
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Guys that want to look like Christiano Ronaldo and keep bottles of hair gel in their purses. We haven't used hair gel since we danced our cousin's quinces, nor have any of the other chubby cats we know. We can't imagine fighting with our girl over the mirror before going to Publix. We're chubsters, and we're ready to go when you are - as is. If he was that weird-looking, he would never leave me.
So I hit on him. I must have done something right because a few hours later we found ourselves horizontal on his futon.
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He put on an OCMT obsessively compiled mix tape , and we rolled around for a while before falling asleep. The next morning when I got home he left a sweet message, and I called back, over the moon. We went out two more times, and he revealed himself to be an incredibly narcissistic, gloomy guy who was totally preoccupied with his career. A few weeks later, I ran into a girlfriend at a party. Come to the Dark Side Three bars where nobody will care what you look like. I shook my head no. We all make the same mistake.
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